本來的計劃是這樣的。
So this was the plan,.

我打算拍一部偽紀錄片。關於一個我為了一部間諜片去泰國受武術訓練。
I will make a mockumentary about myself training mixed martials art in Phuket for a spy movie.

2014年我去過普吉島的Soi Ta-iad，當時印象非常深刻。
In 2014 I had been to this Fighters Street in Soi Ta-iad, Phuket. The street has many gyms and along the streets are restaurant and cafe catering just for the fighters or fitness people.

那個環境背景，會是很好的畫面。
I decided we will shoot there. It is quite a crazy place, a nice backdrop for a movie.

我找了去過捷克FAMU的熱奶來當攝影。副導陈佳寧。收音阿良。
I got Renai as a cinematographer. He studied in FAMU in Czech. And Chen Jia Ning as my assistant director. And Jacky Yeap as my soundman.

我們會去普吉島拍攝電影的第一部分：開始受訓的過程。
We are going to Phuket for two weeks, to shoot the part one, which is the training.

我們定好了機票和酒店之後，因為沒有人可以帶宇宙兩個星期，所以我也要把宇宙帶上。
After we had got all the hotel and flight booked….A bad news, I need to bring YuZhou along… No one could take care of him for two weeks.

這之前我帶宇宙去過上海，北京，台北等地。每次都是困難重重。從機場，海關，機艙，酒店，都難。
I had travelled with YuZhou to a few places, we had been to Shanghai, Beijing, Taipei… it is always a big struggles, from the airport immigration, in the plane and etc.

現在要帶著他去拍攝，結果大家給他鬧的團團轉。
Now to bring his to a film shoot, the first few days he just turned everything upside down. Everyone became a nanny for him.

我們堅持著，按照原訂計劃去訓練，當然是一場災難。
And we still try to carry on the plan for me to train in Phuket Top Team. And of course it was a disaster.

下回分解。
I will tell you what happen in the gym…

宇宙在武館哭鬧。YuZhou crying at the Phuket Top Team. — YuZhou crying at the Phuket Top Team.