you sit down, shut up & read.
It's the time of the year again... Paris is fully decorated with lights. All these colourful blinking lights don't make any difference if you are those people sleeping on the sidewalks in cold winter's days. Christmas makes lonely people even more lonelier. I do not celebrate Christmas and I certainly do not need to use Christmas as an excuse to get drunk, get laid, get trashed, get crabs, get STD and get laid again with STD. I do it everyday.
I only celebrated Christmas a few times with my ex-gf who's a devoted Christian with a fanatic Christian mother. We went over to her Christian friend's house for dinner, sang Christmas carols, praised God and exchanged gifts. I pretended to like the whole she-bang. There was once I fell asleep while singing "GOD, MY PARENTS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO YOU, MY FATHER WAS SOMEONE WHO MADE MY MOTHER PREGNANT. MY MOTHER WAS JUST SOMEONE WHO GAVE BIRTH TO ME". Then when they were singing "GOD, PICK ME! PICK ME! I WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN!", I was snoring. Needless to say, my then Christian girlfriend dumped my fucking ass and her fanatic Christian mother condemned me to hell with her cross.
Since I'm in hell, I won't be able to have a MERRY Christmas. You good humans have a merry one for me. Remember to spend more money.
The readers who read this also read:
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #001 - The cold
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #002 - Speaking French
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #003 - Cooking
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #004 - How To Kiss A Dutch Girl
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #005 - My right hand
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #006 - Dead Fish Girl
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #007 - Thessaloniki
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #008 - Jesus put me in so much shit
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #009 - My paintings
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #010 - Merry Fucking Christmas
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #011- Pink Bras
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! post #012- Temporary Love
JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! aka I don't speak French is written by the filmmaker Liew Seng Tat during his stay in Paris. He is forced to write about his experience in Paris and update at least once a week. The characters and incidents described in JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! are always exaggerated, sometimes fictional and most of the time unpleasantly filthy. Please don't sue him.
Liew Seng Tat is a closet heterosexual.