Liew Seng Tat writes:

Bonjour,

It's the time of the year again... Paris is fully decorated with lights. All these colourful blinking lights don't make any difference if you are those people sleeping on the sidewalks in cold winter's days. Christmas makes lonely people even more lonelier. I do not celebrate Christmas and I certainly do not need to use Christmas as an excuse to get drunk, get laid, get trashed, get crabs, get STD and get laid again with STD. I do it everyday.

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Bonjour,

I went to a boulangerie(bakery) yesterday and wanted to buy a loaf of French bread called 'baguette'. For those who don't know how a baguette looks like, just imagine a gigantic brown dildo with a hard and dry scurfy surface(It is so hard that it can break a baby's neck). If you don't know how a dildo looks like... here, see below.

Yes, this is a dildo. Most of the ladies use it wrongly. They put it on their lips. They should put it in their mouths.

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Leg contributed by Saxon Chong. Illustration by Liew Seng Tat.

What would a leg do without a man?

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