Liew Seng Tat writes:

Bonjour my dear readers!

I'm in Belfort for the past two days. I'm writing to you in the toilet of my hotel room. That's right, I'm using wifi. Wifi allows you to connect to the internet in any corners of your life, even when you are in the coffin. Wifi also allows you to connect to the internet in any sexual positions you are in, even when you are doing the "Crotching Tiger, Hitting Dragon" position in 12x speed.

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Bonjour!

Damn, I missed my French lesson again coz I was away in Thessaloniki, Greece.

Flower In The Pocket and one of my short films, "Man In Love" were playing in a film festival there. The film festival was very well attended. Both of my screenings were packed.

1. The audience in one of my screenings before the show started. 2. I was bullshitting my way in the Q&A session.

The festival areas used to be a port. They have some of their cinemas built in the warehouses. It's kind of romantic to have a film festival by the sea, overlooking the horizon with some ships in the far distance. Once, I swear I saw a mermaid waving at me between the ships...

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Bonjour!

I opened my mailbox today and was greeted by several emails asking me to enlarge my penis. It read "Amaze your partner, Make your penis bigger", "Penis enlargement: From Zero to Hero" and etc. I quickly got dressed and said "fuck" softly, too softly I myself couldn't even hear it. How the hell they know? I looked around snoopily. I even looked under my shoes. Wait a minute... someone must be spying on me in my room... or else, how do they know my penis needs enlargement?

Picture of a dead fish. It reminds me of my girlfriend's actual boyfriend, except this fish looks better.

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I woke up this afternoon and found blood stain on my bed sheet. I checked my mouth. I checked my nostrils. I checked my ass. I checked all over. Clearly the blood wasn't mine. I sat on my bed for good half and hour, trying to figure out what happened last night. I couldn't remember anything at all.

The English title for this film is called "With Friends Like These". I like this film. I miss my dog. I'm hungry. Wine is so cheap in Paris it's obscene not to drink them like water.

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Bonjour...

I was burning Eiffel Tower, hoping to melt it down but instead I burnt my fingers. God damn this fucking lighter.

Sorry for not updating for the past two weeks. I was just a little upset over something. I couldn't write when I'm upset. When I don't write, there's nothing else to be done except drinking. When I'm drunk, I have hallucination, such as burning Eiffel Tower with a lighter.

Picture part 1: A Dutch girl I met in Amsterdam.

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