Liew Seng Tat writes:

Bonjour!

Today, I cried uncontrollably. Tears kept rolling down my beautiful autumn-in-Paris cheeks. I whispered to myself loudly, "WHY THIS SUDDEN RUSH OF EMOTIONS? AM I TURNING INTO A CREATURE CALLED WOMAN??". At the same time, I reached down to feel my genitalia. Phew! You would not imagine how relief I was when I found out that I'm pretty much still a man.

Then I realised, the cause of the whole drama was the onions that I was chopping. No I don't slice, I chop.

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Bonjour!

The french phrase for today is:

Va te faire enculer: Go get fucked up the ass

When you are in a french restaurant and some cocky french waiters show you his attitude because you are a fucking asian better looking than them, say it to his face. You don't have to shout. The softer you say it, the better. So that when he couldn't hear you, he'll lean closer to you. Then you whisper in his ear. It's very effective. They understood what I was saying coz I got thrown out from the restaurant.

This is a gift from my friend Anchalee Saisoontorn in Bangkok.

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Bonjour!

I've arrived in Paris for a few days now and I'm freezing my balls out already(it doesn't help when you have more than 2 balls). A friend suggested that I should be wearing my pants when I'm out walking in the streets. I guess she's right.

This is where I do my writing. The black and white girl in the poster comes alive at night

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