Liew Seng Tat writes:

you sit down, shut up & read.

TAT, THE BASTARD SAYS: Animals I've used in my films.   by admin
TAT, THE BASTARD SAYS: 15/06/08 10:05:46 am

Here are some animal thoughts on a lonely Saturday night.

Looking out the window now I see the moon is almost full and the cool breeze from the air con makes me feel oh so sentimental. When I'm sentimental and shit, I think of my pets. You, your snow white fur and the view from your behind... I miss you so much Dolly.

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TAT, THE BASTARD SAYS: There's a ghost in Da Huang.   by admin
TAT, THE BASTARD SAYS: 05/06/08 10:05:09 am

Mind you, I am not referring to Amir Muhammad. Amir is not a ghost. He is just a Malay. I am referring to the real one that we have just discovered in the office. Allie, our new colleague had been keeping the discovery for herself, not wanting to freak anyone out, especially Chui Mui. I bet Chui Mui is peeing in her pants/skirt/dress(if she is wearing anything today) now upon reading this.

Woooo... a ghost... Mui is finding it hard to control her bladders already.

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Liew Seng Tat writes:

Liew Seng Tat writes with his left hand, eats with his mouth, sees with his eyes, walks with his legs and thinks with his dick.

Liew Seng Tat is a closet heterosexual.

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