Liew Seng Tat writes:

I found an email you sent me long ago with your picture attached and a message saying "Here's a picture for you to remember me by - Yasmin"

After the funeral, I went home to my parents for dinner with my eyes swollen. I didn't have to tell them how sad I was. They didn't ask either. I guess it showed on my face.

When I was about to leave, my mother came up to me and passed me a bag of fruits. She asked me not to fall asleep while I drive.

My mother never tell me how much she loves me and she doesn't have to. It shows on her face.

I drove home crying, or maybe I cried home driving.

Bastard bitch, you had done what you had to do. Rest in peace now.

Bonjour,

Here's the homework I did for my French class.

It basically says the weather is good today... there's sun... let's go to the river and make love... make babies and bla bla bla...

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I woke up jumping off my bed this morning. I had to attend my French lesson. I was running a little late. Knowing that my French teacher doesn't tolerate tardy school children, I had only 2 minutes to get myself ready.

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Bonjour everybody,

In case I didn't say it yet or in case my mouth was full when I said it, Happy New Year or Bonne Annee!

It was snowing a couple of days ago in Paris. This is a view from Montmartre.

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Bonjour,

It's the time of the year again... Paris is fully decorated with lights. All these colourful blinking lights don't make any difference if you are those people sleeping on the sidewalks in cold winter's days. Christmas makes lonely people even more lonelier. I do not celebrate Christmas and I certainly do not need to use Christmas as an excuse to get drunk, get laid, get trashed, get crabs, get STD and get laid again with STD. I do it everyday.

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Bonjour,

I went to a boulangerie(bakery) yesterday and wanted to buy a loaf of French bread called 'baguette'. For those who don't know how a baguette looks like, just imagine a gigantic brown dildo with a hard and dry scurfy surface(It is so hard that it can break a baby's neck). If you don't know how a dildo looks like... here, see below.

Yes, this is a dildo. Most of the ladies use it wrongly. They put it on their lips. They should put it in their mouths.

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